so for those of you who haven't heard, ChaCha.com is this search engine right?
only you can search with a guide, and they help you out, right.
So searching for inane shit gives them stuff to do at their job to make it less shitty, less job like.
My searches today: High Fives
robert(78532): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
robert(78532): hello
robert(78532): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I just want someone to give me a high five
You: i'll be all
You: o/
robert(78532): lol
You: and they'll be all
You: \o
robert(78532): /b/
You: thanks bro
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Search: Rock Paper Scissors
Status: Connected to guide: Marie(42609)
Marie(42609): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hiya
Marie(42609): Hello
Marie(42609): One moment for while I find those results.
You: i want to know if there's any sort of strategy to playing rock paper scissors
Marie(42609): Alright
You: see, my brother needs a kidney transplant, and my sister and I both match up
You: we're seeing who has to go under the knife
You: and I really don't want to
You: it's best two out of three, if that helps
Marie(42609): I will see if I can find you an answer.
You: swell, thanks
Marie(42609): There is your cheat.
You: rad
You: thanks
Marie(42609): Have a great day. Thanks for using cha cha. I have enjoyed searching for you.
You: hey how did you get this job i'll bet it's a pretty sweet gig
Marie(42609): Hope you don't get to go under the knife.
Marie(42609): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Search: Badger Recipies
Status: Connected to guide: Amey(83509)
Amey(83509): Welcome to ChaCha!
Amey(83509): Hello
You: hiya
Amey(83509): Your looking for badger recipes?
You: i'm looking for good ways to prepare badger
You: yes
Amey(83509): Okay a few moments please
You: i spelled that wrong in the search but you seem pretty perceptive
You: you picked it up
You: I thought I had a rat problem so I put out some poison
You: but it was a badger
You: and now there's this dead badger next to my porch
Amey(83509): lol
You: and i didn't really want it to go to waste, you know?
Amey(83509): yep
You: also, is there a way to test whether or not it still has poison in its system?
You: that'd probably be a good thing to test for.
You: I just used cyanide pellets
Amey(83509): okay, ill look
You: thanks
Amey(83509): I'm actually having problems finding the recipes, which is unusual for me. I'm still looking though
You: cool
(waiting for like, five minutes)
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link)
Amey(83509): Do you think it would be like rabbit
You: Yea i don't really want to go through the trouble of cutting it and curing it
You: probably similar
Amey(83509): I keep finding alot of recipes with rabbit coming up
(link)
You: close to rabbit or raccoon
You: that red rice one looks promising
You: thanks!
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search: Batman Issue #66
Brandt(81601): Welcome to ChaCha!
Brandt(81601): Hello there
Brandt(81601): Hang on just a moment while I research your query...
You: Hiya
You: I'm actually looking for clarification into some of the verbiage they use in that issue
You: they toss around the word boner alot but i don't think it means what it does in today's parlance
Brandt(81601): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (they toss around the word boner alot but i don't think it means what it does in today's parlance)
You: i'm not joking either
You: i just want to know what they are using the word for
Brandt(81601): I'll see what I can find...
You: thanks
Brandt(81601): Which batman series?
You: the original, i think
You: it was from like, 1951 if i'm not mistaken
Brandt(81601): Thanks... that helps!
You: yep no problemo
Brandt(81601): Is this the one?
(
link)
You: yea that's the right one
(
link)
Brandt(81601): LOL... I see what you mean now!
Brandt(81601): Let me check something...
You: yea
(
link)
You: oh
You: that certainly helps
Brandt(81601): The last link I sent you is from the dictionary... in this case, it would be 'blunder'
You: yea
Brandt(81601): Is there anything else I can help you with at this time?
You: nope that should do it
You: thanks brandt
Brandt(81601): Is there anything else I can help you with at this time?
Brandt(81601): Thank you and have a wonderful day!
Brandt(81601): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Search: Suicide Notes
Peggy(79083): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hiya
Peggy(79083): Hello!
Peggy(79083): How may I assist you today?
You: i'm wondering if you have any tips on writing a suicide note
You: i mean, other than like, spell checking
Peggy(79083): I apologize but that would be against ChaCha rules and terms, I can give you a link for suicide hot line if you like
You: boy would that look stupid, have everything all mispelled
You: nah that's ok
You: thanks though
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Search: Elliot Smith's Suicide Note
Maria(15271): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hiya
Maria(15271): Hello
You: i'm just wondering what elliot smith's suicide note said
Maria(15271): Surely, Searching for your Results....
Maria(15271): Take a look at this site as I search..
You: those are flat panel tvs that link sucks
Maria(15271): Ok you can remove the site as I search further...
You: oh awesome
Maria(15271): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
Maria(15271): My apologies please click new guide button as no info. could be found with th exact letter.
Maria(15271): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Search: Why do kids like Applejacks if they don't taste like apples?
Status: Connected to guide: Felix(1291)
Felix(1291): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hiya
You: i don't know why kids like applejacks
You: why do they like applejacks, felix?
Felix(1291): What can i find for you today?
Felix(1291): I have no idea
You: they don't taste like apples
You: seriously. My mind almost broke thinking about this
You: they kinda taste like cinnamon and soggyness
You: why do kids like them?
Felix(1291): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Search:Knife Fighting
Status: Connected to guide: Nicole(88582)
Nicole(88582): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hiya
Nicole(88582): Hi
Nicole(88582): How are you today?
You: I'm looking for tips on knife fighting
Nicole(88582): What can I help you find?
You: Not too well
You: Well, I have to knife fight this guy and I'm not too excited about the prospect.
You: He's pretty big, and kind of has a long reach
Nicole(88582): Are you serious?
You: Also, I only have steak knives
You: Although I should probably go buy a real knife for this seeing as I could end up dead and then my money would be useless, huh?
(session terminates)
---*: at this point i hit the back button*
Search: Elliot Smith's Suicide Note
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Amber(45671)
Amber(45671): Welcome to ChaCha!
Amber(45671): Hi! Welcome, I will be assisting you in finding you what you need here on Cha-Cha.
Amber(45671): What can I help you find today?
You: oh i accidentally hit reload
You: is there a way to disable that on my browser?
You: firefox 2.0 btw
Amber(45671): You want a new search?
Amber(45671): Or you don't want to search with a live guide
You: no I want to disable my reload button my browser
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Teressa(83787)
Teressa(83787): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: i'm looking to disable the reload button on my browser
You: it is firefox 2.0
Teressa(83787): How does that have to do with Elliot Smith?
You: it doesn't
You: I accidentally hit the reload button on my browser
You: i had searched for elliot smith
You: then hit the reload button
You: accidentally
Teressa(83787): Ok, one moment while I take a look for you.
You: and now i want to get rid of it
You: it wronged me
You: and so I want to cut it out of my browser
Teressa(83787): gotcha
You: like it is a tumor and I am a surgeon
You: a surgeon on a warpath
You: of tumor riddance
Teressa(83787): yep
You: maybe a kind of general who is also a surgeon. Who commands armies of scalpel-infantry
You: i'm taking this metaphor way too far
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Mazen(81766)
Mazen(81766): Welcome to ChaCha!
Mazen(81766): Hi!
You: hiya
You: i'm looking to disable the refresh button on my browser
You: i know it has nothing to do with elliot smith
You: but i accidentally hit the refresh button
You: and now I want to get rid of it
You: like the mayor wants to get rid of the homeless
Mazen(81766): You mean , you want to get rid of it off your keboard?
You: it's not really on my keyboard
You: it's on the web browser
You: (firefox 2.0 btw)
Mazen(81766): like when you pres "F5" , nothing should happen?
You: nonononono
You: i know about that one
You: i want the little blue curly-cue thing to get lost
Mazen(81766): Oh I see. You just want to get rud of teh icon.
You: up by the address bar
You: that and it's assigned macro, yea
Mazen(81766): Ok. let me how i can help you with this.
You: Mazen is a pretty cool name
You: it's not often you meet people with z's in their names
You: I knew a zeke once.
You: he wouldnt be able to help me with this at all
You: couldn't use a computer if his life depended on it
You: but you, you're pretty cool about this
Mazen(81766): lol. thanks.
Mazen(81766): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: cool. i'm glad you're a fast typer too, because i can't stand people who type slow
Mazen(81766): It seems like this website let you customize your button or something like that.
Mazen(81766): Hold on. i'm still looking for it.
You: k cool
You: oh rad
You: this is perfect
You: goodbye, refresh button!
You: thanks Mazie
Mazen(81766): Did it work?
You: yes!
Mazen(81766): Great. lol
You: that's all
Mazen(81766): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: nope
You: have a good one
Mazen(81766): Ok then . Have a good one!
You: hope the weather's good where you are
Mazen(81766): Bye . :)
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Search: white tea vs. green tea what is the difference i mean seriously
Status: Connected to guide: Peggy(54367)
Peggy(54367): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hiya Peggy
You: how's it going?
Peggy(54367): Hello
Peggy(54367): One moment while I search that for you.
You: sure thing-a-roodles
(
link)
You: also what is silver tip tea?
You: that is kinda baffling on it's own
You: is the plant metallic?
(
link)
Peggy(54367): Are these results sufficient?
You: the second one helped
You: but seriously what is silver tip tea?
Peggy(54367): I don't know
You: what
Peggy(54367): did you read the link?
You: i did
Peggy(54367): Have a great evening.
You: but it didn't answer that
You: no get back here
Peggy(54367): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
